Asian Suicide is just eating a lot of rice and playing League of Legends 24/7 till you die
“Did you hear how Bob committed Asian Suicide?”
when you fuck someone and when you cum you kill yourself.
this is considered illegal but its so hot!!
"i really love it when people suicide fuck with me, its one of my kinks!!!
Catholic Suicide- When an individual lives a long life, he get's the dream, he get's the beautiful partner, has the beautiful family. Except he's never asked himself what he want and what it means to be happy for him, so he Kurt Cobain's himself.
Bill: He was a lovely man, but even he couldn't avoid a catholic suicide.
When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.
I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.
When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.
Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.
Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.
Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.
(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.
My mum: im contemplating serious suicide
Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐
A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.