Fuck it, bro!

A strategy for making everyday life decisions that may be dangerous, illegal, or capable of hurting another's feelings, for example. It may be used when speaking to oneself or to a nearby person. The words "Fuck it bro!" must be uttered out loud for the strategy to apply. Most effective when NOT in the company of a bro.

A: "I seriously don't think you're gonna make that light..."
B: "Fuck it, bro!"
(speeds through the light)

"Well, I could either finish this paper due in two days or answer this text message for a booty call from Hot Guy A. Fuck it, bro!"
(pulls out cell phone)

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Bro Chick

Bro Chick- a completely platonic relationship between a guy and a girl in which they mutually share relationship advice, guy/girl trouble, and hang out.

I went to lunch with my Bro Chick today to figure out my guy troubles.

I'm going to have a Red Box night with my Bro Chick.

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gym bro

The typical gym guy who spends most of his time in the gym fails to follow gym etiquette or is prone to bad gym habits. He is the charater-foil of a gym rat/pro, well-known for spending a lot of time in the gym but he does it efficiently.

"Triston is a gym bro; he trains his chest for 4 hours very day of the week."

"John skips leg day and never does cardio; he is a gym bro."

"Austin doesn't give anyone a chance to use the weights; he is such a gym bro."

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alright bro

A quote to be used when an individual says something that he or she has done that is impossible. Used sarcastically.

"So I started dating Kylie Jenner"
"Alright bro"

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Blow bros

The equivalent of Eskimo bros, but pertaining to oral sex. When two men receive oral sex from the same girl. But not simultaneously.

"Josh and Sam both got head from that Sadie girl." -Tanner
"So they're blow bros?" - Braeden

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bro boner

When your cocked and loaded, condom on, about to bang your bros ex girl, your boner thinks more clearly then you and says no, and retreats like the British in any war ever.

Bro #1 walks out of room in the morning, " bro I almost banged (insert bro) ex last night, she is super dumb and hot,but I couldnt do it." Bro #2" bro boner dude."

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Bro Shambo

When skateboarders play a game called "S.K.A.T.E" they use this term as another word for "rock, paper, scissors" to decide who will go first.

skater 1: "ok let's bro shambo!"
skater 2: "ok, rock, paper, scissors!"
skater 1: "damnit!!" "you win!!"

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