Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

feminism card

Gets the benefits of a female and a male by not being harassed by feminist.

You can’t do anything to me i have the feminism card i’m untouchable you can’t cancel me.

qual card

A term utilized by U.S. Navy Submariners referring to a compilation of papers measuring the insecurity of their sexuality and/or sexual preference.

Our sea-daddy is asking for our completed qual card. Have you submitted your qual card yet?

Hotdog card

When a person assumes that after several dates the other person will have sex with them.

So, now that we’ve been out a few times, would you like to come over to my place? What we’ve gone out a few times and you’re playing the hotdog card? Wow!

Trading V card

Trading someone's V card to someone else, typically done as a joke or to flex how many people you took a v card from

Person 1: OMG PERSON 2 HAS SO MANY V CARDS!?
Person 2: surprisingly yea, wanna trade some?
Person 3: I only have insert random name's...

Person 1: oh we are Trading V cards
Person 4: is that my v card... in someone else's hand...???

security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.

Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.

Wiener Card

The first time you ate a big long wiener

Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001