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Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

by Alistaire Weatherby July 16, 2013


Chode Walker

a person wider then they are tall

look at that fat guy over there! hes a fuckin chode walker!

by jmzisabeast February 16, 2009


chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.

My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.

by Poompi December 22, 2015


Chode-ina

The vagina of a hermaphroditic male.

The area where a male's chode is replaced by a vagina.

I kicked that hermaphrodite right in his chode-ina.

by TGoldie September 28, 2007


chode jumper

a person is passed out in the reclined position in a reclining chair, due to extreme alcohol and/or mary-jane consumption. a second male subject then strips naked, jumps over the chair, spread eagle, making sure his testicles and chode rub against the passed out subject's face.

"hey bill, go give candies dirty secret a chode jumper"

by behaggled guy April 08, 2008


Chode Candle

When a match is inserted into a man's urethra

Dude, I totally just gave Garry a gnarly chode candle when he was passed out

by Chodecandle March 21, 2015


Chode Alligator

A dood or Chick who is a bit rough while providing a BJer.

Timmy was alarmed to find that Sammy was a Chode Alligator in one of their moon light sessions.

by Dirt E Bird September 30, 2014