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chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.

My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.

by Poompi December 22, 2015

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Chode Hoagie

A term used to describe someone who is so dumb that they do not possess the common sense to leave a bad situation.

Just like a chode is located between the genitals and the asshole.

You are such a chode hoagie, dude!

by Suicidoll7 November 3, 2010

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Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

by Alistaire Weatherby July 16, 2013

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Chode Walker

a person wider then they are tall

look at that fat guy over there! hes a fuckin chode walker!

by jmzisabeast February 16, 2009

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chode-over

A sleepover in which only the basement is used, and most of the conversations include sexual terms.

Yeah dude, last night was a total chode-over.

by dubsJ March 31, 2010

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Chode-e

A mythological chinese figure that uses his choad to skeet on American girls by the name of Sara.

Sara was telling me that some asian guy with a chode skeeted on her. I told her is mut have been Chode-e

by kingstonsauce February 28, 2007

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she-chode

noun, a very thick female with the body shape of a burrito. A she-chode is one of those girls you can't tell if she's fat or not.

girl walks by...

Mikey: Would you hit that?
Henry: Nah man, she's an undercover she-chode. Her jacket just covers.
Mikey: I still would. I'm fuckin desperate

by cliffboy22 May 24, 2009

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