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The elementary term for fucking dumb.
Did you see how ducking fumb that substitute for math was.
small raised areas that appear on the skin because of cold, fear, or excitement - resembling poultry skin when all of the feathers are plucked. Exactly the same definition as goosebumps but with Alliteration! Always use Alteration when Allowed.
Child: Mama, what do you call those, those, those Duck Dots?
Mother: Duck what?
Child: You know, when you get cold.
Mother: Oh, you mean goosebumps?
Duck Dots > Goosebumps. Alliteration is Always Appreciated
When a person places their face between another person’s butt cheeks and proceeds to lip trill while oscillating their face between the each cheek.
Paul made my toes curl with ecstasy when he began duck boating my ass.
A term used when a situation a been marginally avoided.
I thought you would have been fired, lucky your smooth talking had got you ducked undercover.
A band made popular in the Baltimore - DC region.
Alternatively, to achieve success in a degenerate ass-backwards way.
Man, Chris really mug ducked his way out of that DUI.
The Mug Ducks really crushed that Tom Petty cover!
(noun) The loud dumbass of the group who gets everyone else to do stupid things, like ducks following their mom
Jenny: God Bill is such a duck herder
Penny: I know! Today, he announced he was going to drink salt water, so everyone else decided to drink it too.