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Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.
Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!
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When you are going to finger a girl, you instead spread her folds and lay your finger in the middle, preferably the index finger, and either push down or move it fast up and down
You gave Jess a hotdog finger? Did she like it?
Yes and yes.
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When someone looses or tries to scam someone in a game, they try to blame that there Finger Slipped.
James:Ima snipe this guy so hard.
James:*misses*.
Mathew:Your so bad lol.
James:No my Finger Slipped.
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A finger yes a finger nothing else
What did you expect
This is my index finger
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The act of fingering the hot looking lunch lady or custodian in your dreams or daydreams.
Torrey was dream fingering the janitor in my dream last night.
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When a man's fingers give off an overwhelming scent of pussy after engaging in manual manipulation of the vagina.
Lil' Wayne: " I have just returned from the estate of my Lady caller and my hands smell most disagreeable."
Mr. Darcy: "Aw Shit dawg yous gots Lady Fingers, no bueno!"
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The substance that is left on one's penis after sexual intercourse with a female.
Finger butter was dripping from my dick after banging my girl.
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