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Quite Positively the MILF of the century.
MILF MILF MILF.
Could be a GILF soon, apparently her daughter's pregnant.
Also John McCain's failed vice presidential candidate.
You seen Sarah Palin? What a MILF!
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A popular singer-songwriter from Vancouver, Canada. Her first album, the new age "Touch," was released in 1988. Her two most critically acclaimed albums were 1991's "Solace" and 1993's "Fumbling Towards Ecstacy," the follow-up records to her debut. Unfortunately, she hasn't made an album as good as either of the two since. Her next endeavor, "Surfacing," sold over 6,000,000 copies in the United States and spawned four hits on pop radio, including the ASPCA theme "Angel." McLachlan hit a career low with 2003's "Afterglow," which was universally panned by critics, despite selling over 2,000,000 copies in the United States. After the platinum success of 2006 Christmas album "Wintersong," McLachlan finally released a new album of original material in 2010, "Laws of Illusion." In the past few years, Sarah McLachlan has essentially become the female equivalent of Bono. She constantly preaches out to the public to donate money for abused animals or musically-deprived children, but does so at the expense of her own artistic qualities.
Person A: Have you heard that new Sarah McLachlan single, "Find Your Voice"? It's so great that she's helping out those poor children!
Person B: It’s good for those kids, but I'd take "Into the Fire" or "Possession" any day over that song.
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44 year-old governor of Alaska and possible future Vice President of the United States. Former runner-up to Miss Alaska and mother of five children. Total hottie who bears more than a passing resemblance to Tina Fey. A blue collar babe, Mrs. Palin is known to have worked as a commercial fisherman and is proficient in the operation of snowmobiles and firearms.
Sarah Palin is a total MILF. I want her as VP so that I can fap to the State of the Union speech 4 years from now.
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going to marshalls, target, ross, staples, etc. and taking wanted items and stashing them in your victorias secret purse. formerly known as "jacking" things.
"when did you get those sweet shorts?"
"ohhh, last weekend with sarah"
"cool how much were they?"
"i dont remember, but they were a steal"
"oh!!!! you went sarah-ing!"
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Governor of Alaska since 2006. John McCain's running mate for 2008 election. As a governor, Sarah Palin has more executive experience than her running mate, senator Biden or Senator Obama put together. Has been an effective governor, balancing the budget and presenting the Alaska Gasoline Inducement Act to build a natural gas pipeline through Canada, reducing our dependence on foreign oil.
Liberal: Can't stand that inexperienced Sarah Palin. Can't believe she doesn't stay home to raise her down-syndrome kid! (scowl)
Other guy: You sound nervous. I thought you supported working women. And doesn't Palin have more executive experience than that gal you were hellbent on getting into office just the other day?
Liberal: You're right. We liberals are suggestible. That's why we chose Obama.
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Governor of Alaska. Beautiful, smart, and a "Pit bull with lipstick" rising star in the Republican Party. Nominated as Vice Presidential Candidate with John McCain. Single handedly brought the Republican Party back to life.
Besides his wife, the one woman that has Obama scared!
Who was that woman speaking at the Republican Convention that everyone is talking about?
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah !! Sarah Palin, the first female President of the United States !
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A famous porn queen. Known to have the largest nipple size out of all of 80's pornstars.
Guy 1: "Hey, my girl has two-foot long nipples. Beat that!"
Guy 2: "That's nothing! Sarah Palin has a six inch titty!"
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