Mud snake

Normally describes a gay man, because he is usually engaging in anal sex, therefore; sticking his snake in the mud. But it may also describe a straight man who enjoys anal sex more as opposed to vaginal sex

Dan: "Man, I can't believe Chris was a mud snake all these years"
Kyle: "Yeah good for him though, for being who he is"
Dan: "For sure, once a mud snake always a mud snake"

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sun snake

A person or persons of asian decsent. probably observing national monuments such as ol' faithful...definately using sony camcorders and digital cameras.

Check out that fuckin' sun snake....damn they can opperate that sony digital.

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Snake Dick

When one person has a boner and slaps his friend in the face brutally with the dick while semen is on the tip. The semen acting as the snake venom, and the dick acting as a snake

Man! I just snake dicked Richard Sherman so perfectly!

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Shutter snake

A girl who is generally attractive,who may or may not have a boyfriend and that you haven’t actually talked to in years bc she’s a bitch. But ever since you bought a DSLR camera she’s in your DMs quicker than a pig on mud or a fly on shit.

Could also be the girl who you regularly talk to, but upon finding out that you now own a camera, she makes plans to hangout and last minute says “oh and are you bringing your camera?!”

Could also be the person you literally haven’t talked to in 3+ years being all sweet and nice asking how you’ve been and how the family is then slides in with the “well I wanted to ask if you could take some photos for me and my fiancé?” Obviously expecting that life long “friendship” to get them some free photos.

she’s just a shutter snake, She only wants you for your camera.

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jeans snake

when a guy wears tight jeans and you can see his... snake.

is that a sock stuffed down his pants or is that really his jeans snake?

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SNAKE ELZA

ጽናከ ኢስ ፉችኪንግ ረታረድ ኣንድ ኣን ኣኡቲስቲች ሞንከይ ዋኢት ዲ ኢ ሳይ ስናከ ኦር ዲድ ኢ ሳይ ቻርተር ችሮችከር ሃ ሃ ሃ ሃ ፉንኝ ፉንኝ ቹም ባልልስ ኒጘር ሰኅ ፐኒስ Змея, ниггер, яйца, сперма, штаны, съедают это слово, как это гребаный торт с зеброй, Снэйкобፉችኪንግ ረታረድ ኣንድ ኣን ኣኡቲስቲች ሞንከይ ዋኢት ዲ ኢ ሳይ ስናከ ኦርсъедают это слово, как это гребаный торт с зеброй

Chase: Howdy Snake Elza!!
Snake: ...
Snake: *Proceeds to throw Chase down the stairs.*

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Snake-Bitch

The biggest sket in the world. They allways chat shit behind your back and they are ugly as fuck.They will tell you that they are good in bed but they are not.They act so hard when the are not and if you ever go out with them they will cheat on you.They are a snakebitch and they will accuse you of anything and get people to believe it.They hang out with lots of skets and the constantly ride other boys dicks to get popular then backstab you so you loose most of you friends.

The girl is a snake-bitch.

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