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1. The charity swamp rat dinner shouldn't be called a dinner. It should be called an eat.
2. The original name of the team was the NJ Swamp Rats.
Usually wearing leggings and Air Force ones. Typically wearing a tank with tits out. Likely has thick mascara on.
Friend 1:Wow that girl looks swampy
Friend 2:Yea probably from etobs
Friend 1: So swamp etobs
When your using a mildly dirty and smelly portable toilet on a super hot day and your pooping in there while your and sweating a lot like a dirty dog on a summers day and your thinking to yourself “oh man what I would do to take a shit in an air conditioned bathroom”.
Jheez, Vincent came outta that potable like he just had a swamp potty.
A swamp turd is someone who is extremely lazy.
Carol: bob don’t be such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go agin.
Carol: well bob all you do is sit around and drink all day.
A swamp turd is someone who is slow mentally and physically
Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus
(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)
A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2.
Always hangs with the boys.
Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears
Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato “
When two overweight burly bear men slather themselves in maple syrup and wrestle naked.
How much where tickets to go see the honey on the swamp show.