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The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.
Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!
The releasing, sometimes known as puking, after an enormous meal on thanksgiving. Usually after, having a family member inspect the food.
The four family members gathered around the fire to share some turkey day expulsions.
A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.
Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.
I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?
An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.
Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.
When a person squeezes the penis so hard that you lose all circulation making the penis fully white
Last night she gave me a Mexican Turkey Choke
A sexual act performed between 2 or more large hungry harry gay men, commonly know as "Bears". This involves a turkey leg being hidden underneath the "catchers" pillow. Moments prior to the "pitcher" ejaculating, one or both the catching bears, pulls the turkey leg out from underneath the pillow and proceeds to gnaw on the turkey leg. Meanwhile, the pitching bear ejaculates onto the turkey leg. Similar to the spit trick, only involving a piece of turkey in a sexual act, and large harry hungry men.
So I gave two guys a turkey leg last night.... Its all good...
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