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When a person downs a whole energy drink, then proceeds to have a wank.
Last night I had the fattest Nitro-Wank
Person 1: you heard the hit song Robloz and Mines
Person 2: yeah the one with Lil Wank?
Person 1: it was the epic
to jizz everywhere in a controlled enviroment
a wank stain is caused by somebody thats masturbates continuously until they shoot thier load (spunk) all over the place
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a pot that is wanked in by a male or female for the pleasure of seeing their own cum
Mom get your fanny out-a that wank pot itz fucking rank, hey dude stop using dat wank pot itz stinkin out da house
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A loud wank is where everyone in your house goes out, so you can masturbate with the volume on full, no headphones in.
My parents went on holiday so I could have a loud wank.
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Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.
To masturbate.
Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"
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Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum
guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes
guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
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