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A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.
Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.
A breath mint for a smelly vagina
Jessica: girl, my vag smells like turtle soup i cant go out tonight like this
Shelby:you need you a beaver bisquit
beaver bisquits
When a woman dresses like a man to hide her actually being a woman to avoid detection or get something for herself.
Stacy: Oh? Look at him, he's pretty cute. Think he'll buy us all drinks?
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.
The Flying Beaver is a sexual act, performed when the male partner thrusts his nose between the vagina flaps of the female partner while eating her out in the "69" position. He proceeds to bite down on the females pubic hair and pull whilst grabbing the flaps of the vagina with his hands and flapping them as if to simulate a bird flapping its wings. For added pleasure this may be done while the girl is hanging from the ceiling upside down in a sex swing.
The other day I was peacefully sitting on my porch swing when John flipped me around and gave me The Flying Beaver; though I was stunned and quite mad, I could not make him stop because it felt so good!
Vagisil for a hairy twat
Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat
Beaverization is used to describe how beavers keep us safe from floods by building their dams
Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America