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The innate desire after dropping a turd of some substance to stand up and watch it pass as you flush - to admire it and pay your last respects as it were.
After stretching my sphincter to its Matrix-like limits, I had to given that turdzilla a proper 21 gun toilet salute.
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A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..
That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"
My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!
The act of urinating semi sold orange piss into the rim of a new evac toilet lid.
Not to be confused with the arsecake rim wipe.
(Both can be done at the same time, however this requires planning and 10 cans of stella)
Ben "Fucking hell that cunts done a ER Toilet Rim Filler"
Nick "At least he has not done a arsecake rim wipe, we must be running out of lager"
Ben "The changing room toilet is coated in arsecake"
Nick " Ohh dear "
A liar who is full of shit. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday has a reputation for being a day of massive bowel movements.
“I can’t believe a word you are saying. You are like a Black Friday Toilet (BFT). BFT can also be used as an acronym to describe American politicians.
The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.
The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.
Stinky finger toilet paper is toilet finger that is so thin that when you wipe your ass your fingers smell like shit. Stinky finger toilet paper is usually found in public bathrooms.
Herbert Finkle vomitted after smelling his fingers. When he was done wiping his ass with stinky finger toilet paper.
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