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Mac and Me

Mac and Me is a 1988 American film that is widely regarded as the greatest film of all time just ahead of 2022 Marvel/Sony vampire drama Morbius. Aside from the life changing story within this great film lies a humble tale of a young alien who just wants to get back to his family, which includes his dad (who clearly fucks). For the small price of $20ish dollars you can join Mac on his incredible journey to get home with the help of his non-walking wheelchair-ridden human compadre who may or may not die at the end of the film. This film is truly a mastapiece, and will surely bring a tear to your dumbass eyes. Defly betta than Mobius. 10/10 doctors agree.

"Mac and Me is better than Morbius." - Everyone

by MothIntoFlurm May 3, 2022


G Mac

The term for a bald cunt, he'll force you to come in when your shoes are melting and you can't physically go on. However, he'll force you to go home when there's 0.01% of the car park is covered in ice.

If you know someone who show signs of being a G Mac, you should get them help.

Vince: Son, me and your mother are concerned about you, you're showing signs of a G Mac.
Gerard: I know father, I am a G Mac, I love his bald head.

by Wagwan Whitmore December 17, 2018


Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by teh_universe May 16, 2010


Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023


yeezy mac

easy mac specifically made with a coffee maker by putting no filter in and just heating the water, letting it sit, drain and then eat. only the most desperate college kids eat this.

What’s for dinner?”
Yeezy mac
“Again?”

“Yes,”

by bitchesgetdied November 23, 2017


Mac Rockelle

A nice young rapper who will make it in the rap industry and a boy who everyone likes. He is hated by few, loved by most.
He is always being nice to his significant partner and loves them alot.

"Mac Rockelle is so hawt"

by butterfliesandpeople November 23, 2021


Macs on attack

when irish people flood the streets in a epic bar fight

or when irish people mac on your girlfriend

"I yelled macs on attack! and all the irish people started goin' CRAZY!!!"

by theMACman April 2, 2009