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When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.
I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D
When you come in the girls asshole and suck out the semen from it.
Dude I gave the girl a Morning McFlurry
An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.
"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"
A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.
It’s the morning and you probably recently woke up and you are feeling depressed and you know it’s just the sleep deprivation getting to you because it later gets replaced with actual depression.
“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”
“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”
Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall
"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall
The female equivalent of morning wood, i.e. When the clitoris becomes stimulated in the morning.
I woke up with the biggest case of morning pebble, after my dream last night