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The card that blackjack dealers (among other casino games) discard during active play. Showing the card after a hand is considered poor etiquette as the card could have changed the outcome of the hand in the player's favor. The same principle applies to a girl telling a guy, who likes her, (or vice versa) that he would've had a chance with her, had certain circumstances were in affect. Making a heartbreaking outcome even more devastating.
Jack: "Hi, Jill. Would you like to go out this weekend?"
Jill: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
Jack: "Oh, I didn't know. No problem."
Jill "Yea we're talking about getting married. But you're totally awesome. If I didn't have a b/f, I woulda SOOOO gone out with you."
Jack: "Sweetie, never show the burn card."
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The act of killing someone. To then dispose of the body in the ocean
im gonna show you where the ocean is, you studio gangsta
An American old-time string band. Their most famous song is Wagon Wheel. A truly awesome group.
Old Crow Medicine Show is fucking amazing!!!
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Mid- to Late-90s sketch comedy, aired late nights on HBO. Created by Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, who began collaborating while working on <i>The Ben Stiller Show</i>. Part pre-taped show, part live performance, <i>Mr. Show</i> was praised for its willingness to break with conventions and follow its own twisted muse, launching the careers of Odenkirk, Cross, Jack Black, Tom "Spongebob Squarepants" Kinney, and other alternative comedians.
Mr. Show freakin' rocked. Did you see the one with "We're Earthlings, Let's Blow Up Earth Things"? Genius.
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There’s the scum of the dirt ugly man , there’s the ugly man , there’s the average joe , the average handsome,
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there’s the next level ... The Standard Diesel man the original standard alpha. Think NBA pro level , then above them are the all stars. Then the MVPs the best of the best of the best. That’s an ASP. Usually they are blessed genetically in every area imaginable the face the body build and height. These are are the alphas man. Think Dwayne Johnson , Alexander Skarsgård in Tarzan , Henry Cavill , Daniel Craig. Alphas are inspired regular men are intimidated and or jealous. This caliber even the original alphas don’t even compete with no one. It’s a totally different ball game. There’s no need for them too. These are the men older and even young women pay for for sex exotic work in the sexual underworld if you know you know. These are the gigalow s . Hate all you want but when the ASP Holy Ghost hits everyone knows. It is what it is. What are you gonna do about it !
When that Alpha Show Piece (ASP) Holy Ghost hits its game over for any and everyone in his presence. Commands respect regardless of how people are feeling.
When you put a sock on on your Johnson and have your sexual partner pour an entire bottle of Italian dressing on top of your Puppet ideally infront of a large audience of your peers.
"I went to Rick's saucy puppet show."
"What the fuck are you doing in my car?"
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1. Captain Falcon's signature catch phrase, daring an opponent to fight him.
2. The use of definition 1 by any other person as a dare.
1. Show me your moves!
2. Come on, man! Show me your moves! I may be a level 120, but you level 80 CAN beat me...
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