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When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum
Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.
Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.
In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.
Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.
When a man has tissue on the end of his Bell end from wanking and not washing it.
Hey girlfriend was getting naughty with some guy the other day, and he had tissue on the end when I went down on him, so I now call him tissue tip.
Having a barista literally turn around and pour a black coffee then turn the payment monitor toward you where the tip options start at 20% OR having a full sit down meal with mediocre service and when the bill comes the server says "An 18% gratuity has already been added to the bill".
Getting extorted every time you engage in a minor customer service experience where historically there would be no tip expected.
Barrack: "So far today I've tipped the barista, the delivery guy and the guy who held the bathroom stall door open for me and wow this is ridiculous; I'd prefer paying extortion money to the Gambino Crime Family
Michelle: "Oh Barrack, you're just feeling some tipping fatigue, don't get crazy"
The term that is given to a legend. One cannot embody the full energy of the name Shit-tip without performing the dirtiest act known to man. The original Shit-tip is said to reside somewhere in rural Kentucky. He who must not be named coined the term Shit-tip after a pleasurable experience with a man. Also known as Stip, the true meaning of Shit-tip is just the tip with a little bit of shit.
Hey Shit-Tip, how did that large intestine feel?