Turd a care

To feign interest; pretend to care even if it is known that you do not care.

You could at least turd a care that today's my last day.

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turd-slicer

1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.
2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)

You must be 18 years old to operate the turd slicer.

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Turd Pusher

Irish in origin, noun related to turd burglar referring to an ankle grabber.

Jaymee was an ankle grabber, co Ciaran decided to do some turd pushing on him.

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Mass-Turd

Often confuzed with "masturbation"
It has nothing to do with that, though it may be used unwisely by some.
It is used to de-compliment someone or make fun of how they look.

Used Correctly:
"Look at that guy! He is such a Mass-Turd!"
Used Incorrectly:
"I Mass-Turd all night last night!"

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giant turd

A corrupt politician.

Hillary Clinton is a giant turd.

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Turd Pants

Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type

Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"

Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"

Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"

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Heard Turd

When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.

She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.

Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.

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