The wet slap

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).

"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"

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wet towelling

Wrapping your penis (or penises) in a wet towel and having intercourse with it.

Ah bro have you ever tried wet towelling in the shower before?

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wet log

Pertaining to a hard penis soaked in its own semen due to sex with ones own hand.

I don't have a girlfriend, so every time I masturbate its a wet log.

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wet breakfast

A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.

I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.

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fingers wet

When a man fingerbangs a woman in a hastier setting than usual, preferably someone he's just recently met.

"I just got my fingers wet on the dance floor with that girl we met in the line up"

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wet lick

someone marked by weakness. a total pussy not up to the task at hand. a limp dick coward.

"what do you mean you can't take another shot? you wet lick!

give it to me."

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Wet Backing

When after the act of sex, your female partner straddles your back placing her wet pussy on your back & rubbing it up and down.

I like to play Modern Warfare after sex, when i do my woman loves to watch me play wet backing me.

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