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A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.
Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.
A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.
It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.
a littel man that drinks and trows up when he chugs wastes beer and kind of gay
Another word for a god among men who completely rules
John: Adam is such a storm whale
When they're just not stealth abs anymore.
There's nothing underneath.
Paige: You fat fuck.
Charlie: They're stealth abs
Paige: No... They're whale abs.
The Whale Burger is a secret burger in Las Vegas that won the Netflix series Fresh Fried and Crispy. It is available at Slater's 50/50 in Las Vegas.
I can't believe you actually ordered the Whale Burger, you must be a real high roller.
What you say when the fish in your Fish and Chips is huge
Some guy: I had Whale and Chips last night
International Whaling Commission: You had what?