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a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping willy, wonking your cronker,cranking the crank.
mom: johnny has been in his room for an hour.
Dad: oh, he must be making whip cream
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1. Someone who does whatever a woman, sometime referred to as his master, tells him to do with no questions asked.
2. Me
I am such a pussy whipped bitch that i bow to my master and kiss her feet while obeying all of her orders, because i'm her slave and that's all i'm good for
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When two lesbians put cream on their pussies and scissor so fast and hard that the cream gets whipped. The result of this is some fresh pussy-flavored whipped cream. An intense lesbian couple would actually lick the whipped cream off their partner's pussy.
Jane "Hey, wanna make some pussy whipping cream?"
Karly "what?"
Jane "You know, we can even lick it off each other's pussies!"
Karly "Okay, sounds like fun!"
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to be wildly in love with a baby or young child to the point of absurdity, particularly applied to fathers or uncles with baby girls.
He's so diaper whipped I saw him wearing a tiara and having imaginary tea with his daughter.
The baby can walk, but they never put her down. Boy, are they diaper whipped.
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Meaning 'there is no food in the house'.. so expect a shitty dinner, probably involving rice.
Trent "Honey whats for dinner?"
Libby "I'll just whip something up"
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Leavin' your car in first gear, hoppin out, and goin dumb. Extra points for dancin on the hood. Thought to be made popular by E-40, although anyone into the Hyphy Movement knows it was much earlier by Mac Dre and other Bay Area / Vallejo rappers.
1. Lets get stupid and ghost ride tha whip down main street
2. Get stupid, what we do is good, ghost ride the whip while we dancin on the hood (Thizz In Peace Mac Dre)
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When driving a whip, ride or hooptie, get out and climb onto the hood while the car continues to move.
It is typical for one to dance around on the hood while the car is ghostin.
Its Bay Shit... yadadamean?
In the Bay we gettin hyphy we ghost ride the whip and do the Thizzle Dance.
If you wanna live, you gotta thizz!
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