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The town rapist
Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
Friend: what'd they call you?
You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?
You: I rape people
The boy I will someday marry. He is my Peter Pan, my rock, my love. The only person I need. He is the sweetest-kindest heart you will ever meet. He has a tendency to be hard on himself (but we are working through that). He is super smart, and will someday be the greatest neurosurgeon around.
Justin Wayne Smith, will you marry me?
a woman that is (self proclaimed) a lot of fun
Can I get a Kelsey Smith shot? Cause they’re a lot of fun!
callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.
The hottest man alive with the best moobies. Gets all the females
I want to make love with Smith templeton
Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.
To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.