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a small, private, 4-year liberal arts all female college. In addition to a beautiful campus and incredible professors, the students are top notch, going on to higher degrees, winning famous fellowships, and getting awesome careers. They can compete with any ivy league graduate in a battle of wits and are known for their independent nature. For fun, they frequent nearby colleges, including Hampden-Sydney College, an all male college. They are the envy of nearby all female colleges, such as Sweet Briar College and Hollins. Viewed as mostly snotty sorority-esque girls, neither college can compete with R-MWC's brilliance.
SBC girl: We're so much prettier and richer than Randolph-Macon girls! *flips hair and adjusts pearls*
R-MWC girl: Looks and money only matter if you don't have a brain. At least I'm going to an intellectually challenging college and not just a finishing school.
HSC boy: Wow, a girl that can think for herself! Marry me now, R-MWC girl!
R-MWC girl: You'll just have to wait until after I finish my Peace Corps service and doctoral dissertation.
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The coolist things that you can tell santa you want him to bring you.
Santa:Ho...ho...ho...and what do you want for christmas little boy?
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.
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Any actions or threats to keep a white woman down or intimidate her.
Larry expects to get everything he wants, his way, right away. Susie can’t and doesn’t comply at all times so he threatens to sabotage her and cause her to either fail or defend herself. He’s constantly engaging in white woman fuckery to intimidate his white woman co-workers into catering to him. His white woman fuckery game is bullshit.
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A woman of color who repeatedly likes to touch little boys/girls with her hair weave. Then the "black magic woman" takes the little child back to her cottage in the hood to feed them chitlets and fried chicken.
Little boy- i was walking home from school today and the "black magic woman" to me to her place and rubbed her weave on me.
Parent- Did she feed you chitlets?
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When a black female proceeds to laugh, cackle, and screech at the same time- signalling an impending attack. It is often done by younger black women, but older ones may also do this if provoked.
Black woman: *screeches incredibly loudly to signify attack*
White people: OH SHIT RUN, SHE JUST DID THE BLACK WOMAN ATTACK SCREECH!
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Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.
"Guys i drank three bottles of water and now i gotta piss like a pregnant woman, i'll be back."
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A gym-going god with exceptional mathematical and analytical skills
Khalid is a young dependent opinionated woman . He can do anything he wants.