titties in yo face

a response to pretty much anything. it can express anger ('you know what? i dont care. titties in yo face') or a salutation ('goodbye and good luck. i wish you many titties in and around your face'). but mostly, it just describes one of the most awesome things that can happen to a guy- having titties in your face.

'dude, i hooked up with that chick i was hitting on last night.'

'titties in yo face?'

'yep, titties in my face.'

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Yo mama joke

Here's a nice one.........
Yo mama so stupid that she held a bonfire at a shell gas station.

I personally think that's pretty funny.

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pop yo ass

put a bullet in yo ass

I finna pop yo ass

yo mama fat

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duck yo taco

To duck yo head from a gun shot when you acting funny

Yo daqaun yo ass better duck yo taco you keep acting like that

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love yo mamma

two defs I know of:
a). tellin' a teenage girl to be good and that shes got no better friend than her mamma.
b). insult: when someone got stronger facts in debate you have no other choice than to mention this, if the person is not your homie and you r ready for real insult you can put a anymal in front of it, (my dog got desease cause he love yo mamma)

a) girl: I am 13 and I can do whatever I want!
advice: Love yo mamma

b)homie: So u say you heaven't smoke all the shit.
you: love yo mamma

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Houch-yo-mamma

Origin- Cincinnati

Definition- a term an NFL player uses when playing against T.J.houshmandzadeh. It is used to make fun of the other team.

Pronunciation- Who-shh-yo-mamma

tj houshmandzadeh- "Oh yeah baby. look at that amazing catch!"

T.O.- "Whats with this guy?"

tj houshmandzadeh- "Oh yeah Houch-yo-mamma!"

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Muck Yo Couch

Instead of saying FUCK YO COUCH, you say MUCK YO COUCH. As to not be rude and swear. The word muck comes from poker and Ricky Oneill and Ryan Stryker say it so it must be cool. So Muck your couch

Smooth, muck yo couch son.

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