Machine Gun Kelly

weed.

“Machine Gun Kelly is weed.”

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run-and-gun style

A fast, freewheeling style of play or shoot in photography. Be able to react promptly, effectively, and productively when on a photo assignment and we may lack all the proper tools

"So just because you do not have an expensive flagship piece of equipment to shoot does not mean that you can't roll run-and-gun style when you have to..."

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Fuck-with-me gun

The weapon a person, deity or the universe itself uses when they decide to jerk you around.

Originated on the TV series Dead Like Me.

"I have had the worst week. The universe has really fired the Fuck-With-Me Gun at me."

"Frank decided to give me the collating duties. He's really decided to whip out the Fuck-With-Me gun"

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Shot-Gun Shit

When a piece of shit gets forced out of your ass by a powerful fart. usually resulting in splash-back

"Damn it i did a shot-gun shit"

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Machine Gun Fart

The putrid, rythimic production of successive farts, characterized my the rapid motion of machine guns, that produces overt, suffocating fumes that reflect those of dismembered, decomposing corpses and defecated, moldy genitalia.

(American Version)
Stacy's disturbing machine gun fart caused our couch to vibrate like a cheap, pleather, coin operated mall massage chair and produced, simoltaneously, the odor of rotting eggs and grandma Natzi's dirty, fungus infested feet.

(Bronx Version)
"Shit! that nastyass slutt be maching gunning ma crib. She smell like ma boi's used condoms. That bitch gonna get shot."

(Wife Beater Version)
"Yo white ho slutt! Dat bitch better stop gunning up da crib 'fore I slap her up."

(British Version)
"Darling..."
"Yes dear?"
"Your machine gun fart is disturbing me, I dare say. I'm quite sorry, but you indeed hint of the fumes related to bare assed monkeys in heat."
"Oh dear me! I should have foregone the prune stuffed peppers and pepto bismol!"

(Bosnian Version)
"Evvo, Evooo!"
"Ma sta je Mile?"
"Ma smirdi mi na crepane macke i usrane gatce. Sta mi ovde prdis po caucu kao ratnik?"
"Jebem ti mater. Jebi ga, nije ni moje dupe rutavo! I ti bi putco puske da si kusno Jabukovacu!"

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Gunning For Some Rank

The repeated act of requesting a higher rank in a military installation. Ending in making you look like a fag.

The word here is often added to the end to make

Gunning for some rank here.

Vyre: Dude, l1k, i n3dz likez h1ghz rankz

Superior: Nah man, your Gunning For Some rank here.

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gun buttered

gettin spryed up wit bullets,hollows,ballistics etc....

man did u just see dat dude get gun buttered wit calicoes

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