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The Slavic version of a weeaboo
God I hate sam Houser and his stupid fucking ukelele
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Sam bortnick is a beautiful man. He lifts a ton of weights and shreds guitar. Everybody needs a sam bortnick in their life. Handsome, strong, talented, charismatic, and a ladies man. Without Sam bortnick, the world would spiral into an apocalyptic future as we know it.
Sam bortnick is so sexy
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He will kiss your brother
He is gay for you and will lick your elbows
"I want to suck Caden's boody" Sam Moore
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pedophile cousins with James Yammouni tries to get his cousin to hook up with girls even tho he's in a relationship
yeah he's hanging out with that ped tonight aka Sam Yammouni
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When you have a flaccid penis while tying to engage in sexual intercourse
Stu had a Sam Wright last night
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While a girl shower's you jizz on the floor so when she steps out she slips and falls in seamen
"Dude my girlfriend pissed me off so when she showered i gave her the Slippery Sam"
"Awesome"
"Yeah, she cracked her head though"
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Someone who should be famous on Tik-Tok, however does not get the necessary credit.
What do Addison and Charlie have in common ?
They both used to be Dirty Sam's.
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