Random
Source Code
Random
A 22-35 yr old Long Island native who has all the qualities of the traditional Brooklynite hipster (track bike, tight clothes, PBR,mustache, tattoos, etc) although is still an avid follower, if not actual member, of one of the hundreds of juvenile "emo/pop punk/hardcore" bands originating from although not exclusive to Long Island. Being in one's 20's or 30's and still very much wanting to go to or have one's band actually play the Warped Tour or Bamboozle Fest also qualifies one a Long Island Hipster. See: Brand New, Glassjaw, Gym Class Heroes, Fall Out Herb, Taking back Monday,Bayside, The Sleeping etc. Many of these LI hipsters have roots in a town on Long Island called East Meadow and surroundng area's. They often drink in a bar called The Leaky Lifeboat Inn in Seaford, Long Island. Actually moving to Brooklyn is a long term goal of the Long Island Hipster.
LI Hipster: Yo Brand New is gonna play the Warped Tour this year!
BK hipster: Uh what am I a freshman in high school? I can't handle that Long Island Hipster sh*t. We're both 25 dude!
LI Hipster: Yeah but those guys still make mad loot and get mad ass!
BK hipster: You're right but they still have to run around singing to a bunch of grammar school kids when all them dudes are well into their 30's now. Those bands remind of Free Credit Score.com commercials.
or
LI hipster: You wanna go to the Leaky Lifeboat tonight?
Actual Cool person: The music there is so goddam loud and the Long Island Hipsters always take over the juke box after 10 O'clock. It's a bar and all and people are drinking but it always feel like a fourteen year old is djing at that place. Its like being in a Tony Hawk video game or some sh*t. No screaming Long Island Hipsters for me tonite man.
15👍 23👎
Having your dick in a vice 50 weeks out of the year.
Friend: "Hey man, that girl keeps looking over here. You should see if she wants to check out your apartment."
You: "I can't. Sarah and I had a commitment talk before she left. We have a long distance relationship now."
Friend: "But she's in California... probably fucking another guy."
You: "Yeah..."
101👍 217👎
A Black male in a U.S prison that abuse new young men that enter prison. He is 7'4 and his weight is about 350. He is in prison for life because he physical abuse 3 white male in his house in Ohio.
Person 1: Did you hear about Daddy Long Leg
Person 2: Yeah, He is my pimp
Daddy Long Leg: Yeah, thats right little boy now go clean my cell
7👍 9👎
It means that someone fits in, enjoys, or represents whatever it is that is "all day" or "all day long".
Marcus is New York all day long.
Jamie is a flute player all day long.
Kairi is The Eagles all day long.
4👍 5👎
The Texas Long Horn is like the shocker but fold down your ring finger and middle finger, slip your pinky into thier brown eye and you know what to do with the other finger
But since your not just holding down your ring finger you can hold both the fingers extremly far down so that the folded part of ur ring finger doesn't stop at the gooch,With the shocker ur range is limited but with the Texas Long Horn you get insertion down to the knuckles
I texas long horned this girl and i got full insertion!
12👍 19👎
the act of one ejaculating in there hand and preceding to cup there partners face with said seamen while bending him/her over and screwing them from behind.
John P. face and asshole broke into a rash after i gave him a long island expressway
13👍 19👎