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Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).
Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."
Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
When anal hair sticks from one cheek to the other. Usually caused by poop particles, semen slippage from masterbation, or just plain sweat. Usually very painful to pull apart and can leave a red irritating bump.
Tim told me he had his worst anal stickage of the year after he worked out and had his post workout poop and masterbation session.
anal raisins
the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman
small chunks of turd around and in the cock
after i reamed his asshole all night i had so many anal raisins floating in the toilet it looked like chunky soup
man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole
my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged
she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory
the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!
Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.
Pubic hair forming a perimeter around the anal sphincter.
After I toungue fucked Heidi's red eye, I noticed I received a full teeth flossing due to her dense anal muff.
When you are severely punished anally and your anal cavity is ruptured.
You deserve anal punishment you Mexican.
A few plastic balls roped through each other and shoved up the anus
Joshua: My anal beads got stuck up my ass :(