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Arms which mildly resembles baguettes normally very short and weak also stubby chode like
Fucking hell! He’s got baguette arms...
When you are getting oral sex and you grab her head and miss giving her a hole in her neck
i was getting head and i pulled out to try to ram it down her throat i missed and poke a hole in her neck giving her the third arm clothsline
Keeping your arms held behind your back by holding one wrist with the opposite hand. This is to avoid breaking things with your arms/hands walking through and antique store.
“I better get my antiquing arms on!”
That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles
When a woman only has one available hand for hand jobs due to having a cast or sling. The female equivalent of the one armed eddy.
After her snowboarding fall she a one armed edelle for the rest of the holiday
Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.
At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.