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When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.
*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!
To go to sleep in one bed, then inexplicably waking up in a completely separate bed in the morning . Usually in a completely separate room.
"Dude where the fuck is Tyler ? He was asleep when i came in last night "
" Oh he double-bedded last night! He woke up in room 15"
When you wake up from sleeping to find your sheets soaked in sweat, rendering them unusable.
-"I had an awful nightmare last night, but the worst part is when I woke up, I found I sweat the bed!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"
give birth to a child.
"she was brought to bed of a daughter"
Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.
Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!
*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*
A word for a dude who wants to be alone when he sleeps cause he feels gay when he sleep next to a guy.
Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.
*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.