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Hottest midget alive! Don't let the shortness fool you. He's fine as f*ck.
Did you see Kyle da boo? Dayyyyyyum
A man so elusive, so mysterious, that nobody's 100 percent sure he even exists. And although there are sceptics out there, they can't prove that he doesn't exist. One thing's for sure, he has a reputation of a mystic, urban guru.
The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.
The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.
The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.
The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.
The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.
The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.
The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.
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Where if you dress up as mickey mouse and yell micky macky boo baa boo you could get away with any murder
*man gets stabbed*
*women wearin mickey Mouse yellin mick macky boo baa boo*
Police-"you are arested for murder"
Women-"micky macky boo baa boo"
Police- sh!t okay your free to go
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A face that is stupid. A face that some one would see and instantly exclaim, "BOO!"
Guy #1: Jeez, Ashley has such a boo face.
Guy #2: Yeah, dude, the other day I was walking in the hallway and I saw her and I was like, "BOOOO!
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A reference to the character of Boo Radley in the novel "To Kill a Mockingbird", a "Boo Radley moment" is when a person is astonished at the sight of something or someone excessively strange and/or rare.
(Seeing a recluse emerge from their home after a prolonged period of time)
Man: *stares blankly, mouth open*
Recluse: Having a Boo Radley moment, are we?
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A man so elusive and mysterious that sightings are rare and those who encounter should feel privileged. Mr. Boo has been known to have a life changing influence on those he meets.
The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.*
The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.*
*Examples in C/O Jarod Kintz
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Bees of the boo, boobies
Mexican in origin.
Bees for short.
Check out the bees del boo on that chick.
Short form
I sees some bees, i seize the bees I sees, i sailed the seven seas, to seize the bees i sees.