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pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024


cards

A lovely volumptuous beast of a man, usually found in stockrooms grooming workers, lives with his mother at the age of 30, also is a complete virgin.

U know that Cards guy, he is a complete fat virgin

by husdifaoghuitgfh;gbrtiyghsdfix December 24, 2023


Card

Virginity

Guy: I'm gonna be with a girl and lose my card tonight!
Guy 2: Wow, good for you!

by Angelina S. July 27, 2019


Card

Usually made with thin cardboard. It can be designed any way you want.

Hey Mike, Can I borrow your playing Cards?

by TheWordFinder January 22, 2021


Cards

Your parents making your bedroom the family garage.

Look at that cards, his parents must hate him

by Dhyyyy March 21, 2023


cards

something you play when your board and you dont have internet

Person A: Im bored
Person B: There is no interent
Person A: Lets play cards

by Wii Guy May 11, 2021


Green Card

Used on ex-gf's,
Gives mates the permission to sleep with your ex, under the condition that after he or just before she is about to Cum. You look her straight in the eyes and say " (insert name) says hi." Get dressed and leave

From this day forward (insert name) has a green card.

by Thefrenchstud March 7, 2017