the best fucking thing since animals
im better at pulling good pokemon cards
A lovely volumptuous beast of a man, usually found in stockrooms grooming workers, lives with his mother at the age of 30, also is a complete virgin.
U know that Cards guy, he is a complete fat virgin
Guy: I'm gonna be with a girl and lose my card tonight!
Guy 2: Wow, good for you!
Usually made with thin cardboard. It can be designed any way you want.
Hey Mike, Can I borrow your playing Cards?
Your parents making your bedroom the family garage.
Look at that cards, his parents must hate him
something you play when your board and you dont have internet
Person A: Im bored
Person B: There is no interent
Person A: Lets play cards
Used on ex-gf's,
Gives mates the permission to sleep with your ex, under the condition that after he or just before she is about to Cum. You look her straight in the eyes and say " (insert name) says hi." Get dressed and leave
From this day forward (insert name) has a green card.