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Chode Ownage

when u find a chode AND FUCKING OWN IT

killerwog5 : i got such a big chode

benny: ILL OWN IT I AM CHODE OWNAGE!

by phill dogy May 17, 2006

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chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.

My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.

by Poompi December 22, 2015

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Chode-ina

The vagina of a hermaphroditic male.

The area where a male's chode is replaced by a vagina.

I kicked that hermaphrodite right in his chode-ina.

by TGoldie September 28, 2007

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Chode Alligator

A dood or Chick who is a bit rough while providing a BJer.

Timmy was alarmed to find that Sammy was a Chode Alligator in one of their moon light sessions.

by Dirt E Bird September 30, 2014

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Chode Candle

When a match is inserted into a man's urethra

Dude, I totally just gave Garry a gnarly chode candle when he was passed out

by Chodecandle March 21, 2015

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chode jumper

a person is passed out in the reclined position in a reclining chair, due to extreme alcohol and/or mary-jane consumption. a second male subject then strips naked, jumps over the chair, spread eagle, making sure his testicles and chode rub against the passed out subject's face.

"hey bill, go give candies dirty secret a chode jumper"

by behaggled guy April 8, 2008

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chode harness

A small basket to hold a chode(short and stubby penis). includes a basket and chains strapped around your waist all in black or white leather.

honey my chode harnass broke!
Your a chode harness!
my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.

by big baller 696969 August 14, 2009

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