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Westminster Choir College (WCC) is one of the greatest choir schools in the world, mainly because it is the only choir school in the world. Located in Princeton, NJ, WCC is the satellite music school of Rider University, although none of Westminster's students will admit that openly because of a lack of funding and appreciation shown from their university.
Westminster's gay men to straight men ratio is approximately 4:1, which causes their women to experiment with their asexuality. Students at Westminster can often be seen pulling out large chunks of their hair and weeping in practice rooms during late hours of the evenings while they try to prepare solfege singing exercises and keyboard harmony assignments for their theory classes unsuccessfully. Another cause of tension amongst students revolves around the exorbitant cost of tuition; from the cost of attendance, sheet music, formalwear, and private lessons, many students are forced to transfer to state schools before they can complete their programs of study. The most common degree program, Music Education, is host to some of the most stressed and sexually frustrated students in the modern post-secondary world. Because of this, Westminster is also referred to as "Stressminster Queer College".
In spite of all the academic pressure and frequent feelings of impending doom, most students who attend Westminster are bound together by both their commiseration and their love of music, creating an unbreakable sense of family.
High school student: I'm going to Westminster Choir College to study music education!
Normal person: Isn't it less expensive to commit suicide?
Person: Where do you go to school?
WCC student: Westminster Choir College!
Person: Oh, Westminster College in Pennsylvania?
WCC student:...No, are you stupid? I go to school in Princeton, NJ.
Person: Oh, you go to school at Princeton University?
WCC student: NO! I go to WESTMINSTER CHOIR COLLEGE of RIDER UNIVERSITY!
Person: Oh, so you go to RIDER?
WCC student: *breaks whatever they are holding and walks away*
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A school where people bring in fireworks.. teachers have affairs and no one gives a fuck about being under special measures.
Did you hear about that school?
It must have been grange technology college
Someone who has not had sex since the beginning of his/her college career. This does include summers, breaks, etc.
Clark: "Since Alex had sex over the summer, he is no longer a college virgin!"
Brandon: "Sweet, that guy is the coolest!"
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An early college in Great Barrington Mass. All the students are would be juniors or seniors in high school, who either graduated early or dropped out to go to Simon's Rock. It's awesome, though has recently been overrun with hipsters, which can make it difficult to figure out if you're "mainstream", or they are. The official mascot is the Fighting Llama, and it does not have any official colors (though maroon is pretty common on campus). Regardless, it's an awesome place, far more awesome then some bitter person who writes mean definitions about it on urbandictionary.
Hey, you went to Simon's Rock college? You must be awesome!
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A private secondary school hidden around a farm, located in the Western Sydney area. The religion practiced is Roman Catholicism. The school is racially diverse and (oddly enough) religiously diverse. All the rich, cookie-cutter ghetto's go here and it's better than its neighbouring high schools like St Clair High or Erskine Park High which is merely filled with bogan junkies and eshays or eshlads. The juniors are real feral degenerates. Teachers are chill and lit but the admins give the biggest dirties.
Example 1
Mr. N: Good morning, Emmaus Catholic College.
All: Good morning, Mr N.
Mr. N: *presents a 20 minute long speech*
Example 2
Person: so what school do you go to?
Emmaus student: Emmaus Catholic College.
Person: ... the fuck is that?
Emmaus student: it's a school isolated from the outside world. The school is full of Mac Fags.
Broome Community College, also known by its pretentious title SUNY Broome, is a 2 year community college located in the de-facto capital of New York's Southern Tier Binghamton.
Students finding themselves attending the overly promoted institution fall under the follow categories:
1. They are a local resident who didn't have the necessary GPA/SAT scores to get into nearby Binghamton University.
2. They are a non-local resident who didn't have the necessary GPA/SAT scores to get into nearby Binghamton University.
3. They don't know what the fuck they want do yet and to appease their pissed of parents they enroll in liberal arts and end up with a two year degree and no job.
Teacher: "What do you want to do after high school?"
Student: "I don't know what I want to do yet. I'll probably go to BCC (Broome Community College)."
Liberal arts college: the only place you can dress like a hobo and sleep on the grass outside and not be thought of as homeless
I hurt my ankle the other day. I was playing ultimate and tripped over a guy sleeping on the quad. Thought he was homeless, but then I remembered I go to a liberal arts college.
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