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come on already

when you feel bored to wait.

Paulie Romano: Get me a cup of the, uhh... rocky road there.
Ice Cream Vendor: Sir all of our flavors are on that sign there.
Paulie Romano: Oh, then just get me a cup of the pistachio.
Peter: Paulie, come on already

Corky Romano (2001)

by takobaba March 8, 2016


If you’re bored you can come to my room

Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.

Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)

Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”

Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”

by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018


Ark Comes Alive

A amazing overhaul mod, just this

im lazy to think about something, ark comes alive

by JooJ, The Bird January 22, 2017


Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P

Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.

by QuacksO December 29, 2022


come out

Admit that you're part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Ryan decided to come out to Bryan.
Bryan started cryan, because Bryan is a homophobe
Because Ryan was cryan, Ryan started cryan too because Ryan trusted Bryan with his cyan pencil, so he assumed he could trust him with secrets
Everyone is cryan.

by poopfard November 2, 2021


come and be going

An Oxymoron phrase which tells the person to come and gather himself in order to get going.

Now you are done wasting my time, oya come and be going.

by edidy06 October 21, 2020


Come on Kurt

The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.

In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”

It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.

Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”

Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!

Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!

Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!

by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023