Cunt Faced Cow

Someone, usually a woman, who puts someone else in extreme danger.

She nearly dropped me out of the air, the cunt faced cow.

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Holy Male Cow

A creature most commonly found in the Philippines. This creature is holy in the muslim community because of the sound it makes. The sound has been describes as a sort of scream-ish laugh.

Can you hear that? It must be the crazy holy male cow! Everyone loves a filipino.

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Blue Cow Eatery

SPERMMMMMMMMMMMMM

you ah eating at da blue cow eatery?

yeas yeas. i eat lots of de sperm.

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Knock-off cow

Someone who LIVES off knock offs of famous designers, and yet go around boasting that they're filthy rich 'cuz they wear "designer" clothes. (You gotta have a good eye to spot these "cows" out)

(Olivia walks into school showing off her fake knock off Prada bag)
Teresa- She thinks she got everyone fooled.
Haylie- Bitch.
Teresa- The dumbass, is a knock-off cow.
Haylie- Yeah, everything she's worn this year is fake.
Teresa- Yup her hair is a knock off of paris Hilton's extention line.
Haylie- (gasp) Damn Knock-off cow!

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Milk the cash cow

First put into practice by a German exchange student. Meaning "to squeeze the breasts of a wealthy girl". More aggressive than fondling.

Did you milk the cash cow?

Yeah, she loved it! You should try milking a cash cow.

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Cows Go Moo

A term used when a cow starts talking or chatting shit.

Samira: ew ‘person’ is such a hoe
‘Person’: COWS GO MOOOO
Samira: what? My dumb head don’t understand that.

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Milking the cash cow

Abusing the generous welfare state in Canada or the United States of America for your own personal gain.

If you have a business outside north America and you still live on welfare here in north America, you have a morality problem. Stop milking the cash cow.

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