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when your balls inflate to the size of an avocado giving you incredible testicle pain and causing your dick to explode
man my balls are pulling an avocado of death
A death note is book that would fall from the sky from the (shinnigami relm) and it has the ability to kill people if you have their name or face so what you do is write that person's full name with their face in your mind and you have to say how you want them to die or else they will die of a heart attack and when you touch the death note you will be greeted by a scary figure and they will be a shinnigami and will follow you
I just got a death note
I could write your name in the death note so you die
a highschooler finds a book which he uses to kill all the bad people and he develops a god complex. a hot emo catboy (the greatest detective in the world) hunts the highschooler down so he can win this weird game they started.
person 1: hey lol what's your name? *holding death note
person 2: L
person 1: cool... fuck it didn't work.
person 2: what?
person 1: what?
dude that finds a notebook and kills people
A hot ass emo hottie cutie detective *emo asf*
A Blondie that's overly obsessed with Justin Bieber. #girlboss misa is way to good for Justin Bieber he's crusty as fuck
Person 1:"Hey death note is awesome!"
Person 2:"Yeah"
A phrase which can either refer to an embarrassing death or alternatively, a deathly emarrassing incident. Originally created when a cardboard fish was torn up for palettes and someone placed each half of the fish on either side of their body, to make it look like they had just been skewered by a fish.
Example 1
"I hear that joe walked straight into town without any clothes on yesterday."
"Yeah, that was a death by fish!"
Example 2
A guy who was drunk, drove his truck up to a bridge, got some rope out of his boot, tied himself to his truck and jumped off the bridge. The rope riped his legs off and he fell into the river but because he didn't have any legs, he couldn't swim and he drowned.
when somebody pretends to die but they’re still alive
Jack: juicewrld is dead did you hear?
Darius: haha no it was a fake death. he’s still alive!
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A house in which those who will be executed will spent their last 24 hours.
Bobby was just brought to the Death house. He will bite the dust in less then 24 hours.