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Having sex in a body of water.
Britanny and Jake went skinny dicking in the pool at Josh's party.
Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body
Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.
A woman who can't get enough dick and tries to steal all the dick she sees any other woman with. Often can be heard making grunting noises just before she mounts and tends to sqeal like Ned Beatty did in the movie "Deliverance" at the critical juncture of rooting. She is never satisfied and will root until becoming emaciated and dehydrated if allowed to do so. At times, she can be a really good girl to know. She only befriends swamp donkeys as stealing the dick is easier to accomplish. The young dick hog is not choosy, but the more advanced may become size queens later in life. Dick hogs often have large litters of kids since precaution is thrown to the wind when a dick presents an opportunity for rooting.
Chuck: "I heard the dick hog is back in town, I think I'll drive down to the gas station when she gets off work, take her behind the RR tracks and get some."
Bill: "Careful Chuck, I hear the dick hog is one bad bitin' sow!"
A term to refer to the lack of dick size representation in pornographic material.
There is a severe lack of dick diversity in Overwatch porn.
A dick that curve in multiple directions
Damn you fucked a guy with a centipede dick
While it may seem the phrase just swapped letters from “dummy thick” a thummy dick refers to a penis as the shape of the thumb. A fat penis.
Wow! Jerry’s got a thummy dick! It was fatter than the roundness of this Earth!