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an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.
Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.
birthday douche: *snatches controller*
me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!
birthday douche: no, i wanna play!
me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead
birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!
me: *punches birthday douche in the face*
The act of being a douche bag. Such acts include lying, cheating, deceiving, being cocky, and acting like a jerk.
"steve hasn't called me in 3 weeks"
"how douche baggory of him
A Douchebag that hasn't gone through puberty yet.
"Pre" coming from Prepubescent.
"That squeaker over there with the Obey shirt on is a Pre-Douche."
People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery
Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.
A male who lives in the suburb of Atlanta "Dunwoody". The whole population of the area are rich assholes who live off there daddy's money. They usually drive mommy and daddy's hand me downs and take 15 years to graduate school, and even longer to move out of the house.
That guy in the Jeep Wrangler just cut me off . I can tell by the vape cloud he is a Dunwoody Douche!
I live in my parents house at 25 years of age, I am a Dunwoody Douche!
The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.
1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.
2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!