Person 1: Hey, do you know Dr. Egg?
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..
1) off-off-off-brand soda
2) lean
sippin on that dr gepurpletip
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A person conducting an experiment that ends in catastrophic failure,bodily injury and/or death or close call.
When Dr. science, of the Dr. science show, demonstated the vigorous reaction of potassium metal and water, he dropped a small piece of potassium in a glass of water,it burst into flames, and shot out of the glass, a burning flare, right past his face as he jumped backward, narrowly avoiding getting burned.(no face shield), he became Dr. goddamn dangerous.
The hottest person you will ever meet
very hot
Dr Newcomb is my math teacher
Peter: I LOVE A GOOD DR NEWCOMB
GIRL: Dr. Newcomb SOOOO HOT
Dr Cockroach (from Monsters VS Aliens) is basically the hottest cockroach you will ever see. He can dance, is smart and has a big dick. (Thats why he is a *cock*roach) He even has a British accent. We all know that British accents are hot, so in conclusion; Dr Cockroach is hands down the sexiest character in that film. And I don’t even like men😹
Have you seen Monsters VS Aliens?
- yes I have, who’s your favourite character?
Dr Cockroach. He is so hot.
trigger warning; didn't read
Gavin: You read the Baudelaire essay where he's talking about mutiliating his unwitting sexual partners?
Hortencia: tw;dr
A Safeway bootleg bargain-basement knock-off generic drink that appears to be a xeroxed watered-down Dr. Pepper... but it really actually tastes more like a slightly watery Mr. Pibb---which also tastes like a Dr. Pepper rip-off.
Eh... it has it's charm.
I can't afford a can of Dr. Pepper. How about a two-liter jug of Dr. Skipper?
Dr. Skipper?!? He's a quack!!!