dry poop willy

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.

I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!

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tooheys extra dry

The best beer of all time, being at 5.0% alco and 1.4 standard drinks, which is equivalent of most alcoholic drinks these days.

Second best to the extra fragmented Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums being at 6.5%, and which have glow in the dark labels at night clubs!!!

Tooheys is also an Aussie beer co

Dude, lets get wasted on Tooheys Extra Dry!!

Screw that man, go Platinum, its so much faster and these labels are so trippin me out!!!

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do 'em dry

The act of sexually penetrating someone in such a way as to cause physical pain.

BOSS "Man the sales team are under performing this month"
SALES MANAGER "Dont worry I'm going to do 'em dry till they reach their targets"

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brain dry ride

A term for being high on marijuana. The numbing of the mind leads to a fixation on the mouth for some, which also happens to be dry from the effect of the plant. A sensory trip.

After taking a couple puffs of the ganja, I decided to sit back and enjoy the brain dry ride.

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Memphis Dry Rub

when a woman gives you a handjob using sandpaper as a glove. The idea is that through the intense pain, your adrenaline kicks in and releases the missing endorphins to make you feel good. Then you cope with a bleeding dick.

Half my dick is missing after that Memphis Dry Rub. I have to poop.

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Hung out to dry

To crucify someone. To hang someone out to dry on a cross.

That goof needs to be hung out to dry.

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Dry Guys

(noun). The absence of a womans saliva on a males testicles. The testicles are not sobbing wet of saliva from a balls-and-cock blow job. The opposite of what is wet testicles form salty sweat or spit up from deep throating

Alex: "Listen babe I have had dry guys for about 2 weeks now. I think you need to slob on them for me"

Paige: "Okay honey, but could you wash off the fungus prior to me saturating your dry guys? It tasted like old pickles the last time i fixed your dry guys."

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