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End-of-Semester Valedictorian

Typically observed in higher education or at the high school level. Refers to the phenomenon in which a student who has done minimal coursework, suddenly exhibits an immense amount of effort, completing (or attempting to complete) every assignment; this is accompanied by a "sudden", doctoral level, concern about one's Grade Point Average (GPA) and academic standing. This term originated from decades of confused professors and teachers musing," if student name had demonstrated this effort and consideration for their GPA throughout all four years of college/high school, they could be valedictorian of their class". Addendum: This term can also apply to the class rank parents expect their student to achieve when they turn in one missing assignment (typically two to five days after the end of the semester); however, it should not be confused with "End-of-Semester Salutatorian".

The college professor sighed and drank deeply into a cup of coffee, "I know Sarah needs an 'A' in my class in order to have a high enough GPA in his major to graduate, just another 'End-of-Semester Valedictorian" :takes another drink of coffee: "thankfully, I teach college".
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The AP Physics teacher was just about to take a drink of her ice-cold stale coffee when "Jeff", who spent most of the course roaming the halls, busted into the room for the fifth time that day, and asked "what can I do to get a 98?" Jeff was clearly an example of the dreaded "End-of-Semester Valedictorian".

by InkDr.237 December 9, 2022


end rounded

You have went to extra ordinary means to go around me and screw me up. Talked behind my back. Caused events to wreck my project.

I was the contact and you end rounded me, phoned my personal and changed their focus and intentions with out my knowing.

The game was set for 3:00 PM and you end rounded me (changed the time) and told nobody!

by Tim Albers April 1, 2008

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Both ending

When you have simultaneous explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit, most frequently from poor dietary decisions.

"How was that gas station sushi?"

"It was delicious, but I was both ending it all night."

by Mfergu3 April 25, 2024


low-end

Any device that is barely capable of completing basic tasks. (web browsing, making calls, playing a video, playing music, etc.)

Dude #1: "Hey man, Those computers over there look awesome!"

Dude #2: "Wow, and they're pretty cheap too!"

Dude #3: "Dude, those are the low-end computers.

by allmar October 6, 2013


Furry End day

21 december 2020

the furry will be gone

person 1: imma shot furry
person 2: bro, today is furry end day no more furry

by seal the cute December 21, 2020


Long ending

A long ending, usually at an end of a musical piece, which could be hold extra using a fermata. This usually is resolved in the tonic, and is used by a note duration, either longer or as long as the measure.

When I play long endings, my hands sometimes hurt by playing them

by Fruit Hunter August 17, 2023


friendship ending day

JUNE 6TH FRIENDSHIP ENDING DAY

“Hey wanna hang out??”
“No bye it friendship ending day we’re not friends “

by Lmaoyallweird June 6, 2022