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Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".
Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"
When someone says an offensive joke which offends many people
yo dude that was offensive, such a Brandon-joke
When your wife wakes you up by putting her tits in your face 👀
That was the breast Joke. You really milked that.
A joke which is funny in no way. It is the most unfunniest joke ever known to humanity.
Ritvick said, “What did the cowboy say to the cow?”
I said, “what?”
He replied, “Boy”
This is a Ritvick joke
The worst fucking joke you will ever hear
person 1 "hey guys, red sus!" person 2 "that was an Anis Joke nobody is laughing"
the term used by apologetic youtubers to explain why they were blamed for being a predator.
"...and I'm not a predator! Even though a lot of you think so, because five years ago I made a fart joke."
-Youtuber
On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.
*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!
Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.
*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.
