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A variant of the cock block, in which one is prevented from masturbating.
"Dude, you were blasting that NWA record, total jack block."
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The act of giving a woman oral sex from behind. (It tastes good but it smells bad)
Taylor totally did the block of cheese to Chelsea last night!
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Intentionally making yourself visible on someone's Facebook page to discourage others from liking or commenting.
Guys are like vultures liking and commenting every time Kelli posts something so I posted a sweet meme to like block them.
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A place in Manchester. Also known as a brothel / student accomodation. Often girls who are on their periods frequent these parts after bop with Maria. All the girls are seriously hot but the guys not so much. Well known for housing the worst alcoholics in the country. Also known for people not being able too hold their drinks. People here are frequently sick in their sinks (they also piss in them).
I wanna bring my homies back to birley there's always a party there
Man Birley Block is Bangin
My mattress got lost in Birley Block
i picked up a HOT girl in Birley last night
Yer i live in Birley
Notable alumni:
Mohammad Ali:~ "danced more gracefully, and stung more viciously than ANY motherfucker"
Ghandi
Mother Theresa
Jesus (in our shed round back)
Steve Irwin (born and died in birley)
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Omg bro a new charger block video came out last night
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v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"
person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"
person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
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Breeze Blocking sexual act. This involes doing a shit into a condom and freezing it. Once frozen this tool should be used as a dildo and inserted up either a ladies vagina or anus, or indeed a man's anus, as a way to gain sexual pleasure.
I'm goin' doon the forry to indulge in Breeze Blocking lid.
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