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5 Stages of Being Ginger

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.

Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger

by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010

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Do gingers have souls?

No

Do gingers have souls? No.

by Kachonga December 30, 2021

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National Ginger Awareness Day

the 22nd of Febuary
a day when Gingers are celebrated and rejoiced by people of all hair colors
when those special people among us can walk with their ginger heads held high

it has recently come to the publics attention that the ginger hair colour is becoming extinct!!
it is being bred out of our society! dont let this happen

usually celebrated with a selection of slogans on stickers
slogans such as
: keep the fire burning
be aware, gingers are there
Ginger rangers
ginger and proud
Ginger Power

originated at ryedale school

e.g. A: hey guess what day it is tomoroww
B: errr your birthday?
A: no! its National ginger awareness day silly!

e.g A: happy ginger Awareness day

by click-click-BANGBANG March 5, 2008

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ginger face mcgee

a red headed fellow with freckles...normally with their name starting with an M, who are very absent minded and dont usually get common sense. Also a very bad driver and thinks of everything you tell them in the complete opposite way. It may be hard to identify a ginger face mcgee because they may have their freckles covered up with concealer. Do not be fooled.

Oh my god that girl is a horrible driver,she just ran that stop light so that must be a ginger face mcgee!!

by sami sexay salsaaaa September 25, 2010

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beaten like a ginger stepchild

To be soundly beaten; pwned/owned; utterly defeated; beaten severely

The term comes from the idea of gingers (people with red hair and fair skin) being inferior and/or worthless. See also: beaten like a red haired stepchild - this ginger version may be more commonly used in the UK.

"I've never played this game before; I'm going to get beaten like a ginger stepchild by her."

"If I come home late again, my dad is going to beat me like a ginger stepchild."

by hennahito April 4, 2006

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Ginger Says The N-Word

"Ginger Says The N-Word" is the nickname of a red head student at Watertown High School, MA. After harassing other students and using the N-word, those students have started to refer him as Ginger Says The N-Word. Now the entirety of the High School knows him as the racist, pasty white kid that says the n-word.

"Oh my God look, it's Ginger Says The N-Word!"
"How are you Ginger Says The N-Word?"

by Kanye Vest February 14, 2019

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national kill a ginger day

a day where everyone has to kill every ginger they see

-"i just killed steve cause he is a ginger"
-"thank you for helping national kill a ginger day"

by Gingerkiller12345 November 22, 2019

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