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Accidentally nailing someone in the balls, then before you can apologize or act sympathetic, you are completely overcome with laughter which you then must apologize through.
I America's Funniest Home Video'd Max earlier with the dodge ball.... I felt horrible, but man it was funny. He's still mad.
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A lazy spouse that does no work inside or outside the home, nor has any desire to help out, or work. Unlike a stay at home mom/wife who actually takes care of business on the homefront.
My sit at home wife or mom watched TV and talked on the phone all day while I worked a 16 hour day.
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to address someone who is skilled in the area of cooking breakfast
me: what up home skillet?
my mom: take out the trash
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Is when clips are shown within a show, and the comments/additions of the announcers/hosts detract from the comedy and/or entertainment of the clip.
RayWilliamJohnson: BALLS.
Jeff: Well, it would have been funny without it.
Bill: RWJ has massive Funniest Home Videos Syndrome.
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A situation where, while having sex, a man elects to pull out and ejaculate on a woman's chest. This event is immediately followed by the man leaving the room having said nothing else to the woman. It is often the case that the man does not even get dressed before leaving. This act is most often associated with one night stands, but has begun making its way into longer term relationships as well. Some believe this act is done to symbolize a male's dominance, while others believe that there is no symbolism involved.
Dude, I'm so bored of just shooting off. Next time I think I'm gonna hit a Walk Off Home Run on her just to change things up a little bit. I think she'll appreciate it.
Dude, remember that girl that we saw last night that looked like Katie Perry? Well, I totally jacked a Walk Off Home Run on her last night! She won't be forgetting me anytime soon.
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A totally lame way of refering someone you think of as a homie.
"yo waz up home skillet biscuit dog?"
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(n. collective noun)
Home Depot Accounting is a variation of tool that means a group of really smart tools, or losers, that are each huge tools. "Accounting" because it's a group of smart people, and "Home Depot" because that store is the biggest "tool shed" in the world.
That whole trig class is just one big Home Depot Accounting Department. Seriously.
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