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a game where 2 people beat the crap outta each other for no apparent reason to claim ownership of said horse.
horse may or may not actually exist.
refernced in Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
ed: THATS MY HORSE!!! (breaks a 2x4 over rolfs head)
rolf: Scourge of the beyond!
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Another affectionate nickname for Howard Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate aka BaBa Booey, famous for having thick lips, breath like a sewer and horse like teeth.
Gary: Eric's called in about ten times today.
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack
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One horse pony is a term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.
You one horse pony! You are a dog faced pony soldier!
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The classic game of Horse, but with a twist! Anything goes! Competitor's are required to be intoxicated in some way, shape or form, with the recommended being drunk and/or high on marijuana.
High Horse follows the same basic structure of regular horse except instead of a basketball court, you play in a small to medium sized room inside or outside. In addition to this, a small ball and a medium sized toy net suspended from the wall or roof with a backboard duct taped on and if you are interested then keep reading because here are the new rules that are guaranteed to provide countless hours of fun.
The Rules:
-The game follows the normal horse rotation.
-You are allowed one "Dancin' Dunk" (see terminology list)per game.
-No more than two consecutive dunks are allowed as a shot attempt
-All shots must be named (for instance, if you dunk it from the couch you can simply call it the "couch dunk")
-Some kind of inebriation is REQUIRED
-Anything and everything goes, shot-wise
-Everyone is allowed one of the following per game:
- "Picket fence"
- "Redo"
Terminology:
"Dancin' Dunk" - Any dunk requiring an elaborate preparatory hustle, jig, dance, or any other unnecessarily long movements prior to the dunk.
"Five-Pointer"-Entails unintentionally getting the ball stuck over the goal. This automatically makes the intended shot, and the game progresses as though said shot was made. The "Five-Pointer" is invalid on a dunk attempt.
"Picket fence"- Everyone is allowed, one time per game, to leap in front of any opponent's shot at any time with their hands raised (Swatting does not count.) This can be attempted only once, and if successful, the opponent misses the shot.
"Redo"- Self-explanatory. You may redo one shot at any time during the game.
"Are you bored? Let's play a round of high horse!"
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A situation or place that produces the elements of drama, rumor, fiction, and nonsense. These elements are mixed together in such a way as to cause any rational thinking person to avoid this situation or place.
Traveler #1: What place is that we just drove through?
Traveler #2: Pawhuska, Oklahoma. I hear that place is a horse shit casserole.
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It doesn't matter how much you want to continue riding beating a dead horse is not going to get you anywhere.
If something is already done and over with there is no point in still talking about it.
If something is already broken there is no point in trying to use it.
Someone breaks up with there girl/boyfriend and continues to bitch about them to there friends weeks later. That person is beating a dead horse, the relationship is over there is no point in thinking about it since the matter is already resolved with you having broken up.
Relationship = dead horse
Bitching about it = beating it
Trying over and over to start your car after you've been in an accident where it is clear that the car is not going to work.
Broken Car = dead horse
Trying to start it = beating it
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