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What you yell when you wish folks to move out of the way. The origin is that you were carrying hot coffee and one should move out of the way if one does not wish to be burned. Frequently used even if there is nothing hot nor coffee involved.
"Hot Coffee! Coming through."
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I let this dude invade my hot pocket with his rrocket
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Sex act involving either being or dressing up like a ninja. Begin by quietly dropping out of the darkness/ceiling or creeping into a darkened room to find your girlfriend fast asleep. Quickly and quietly achieve orgasm, blowing your hot load allover her unsuspecting face. Throw down a smoke bomb and make your escape out of the nearest window using a grappling hook or some other sort of urban climbing device. Loose the ninja suit, return to the scene of the crime, and act as if you have no idea whose semen is allover her but make sure and exclaim that it is by no means yours.
Isn't she just angelic when she's asleep like that? It's like she's just quietly begging for a hot ninja.
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A good band that can be labeled screamo. They are and underground band. Their insane guitar and drum parts have formed to make amazing music. The band was formed from Saetia.
Person1 : Man, i really liked saetia.
Person2 : Dont worry, listen to Hot Cross its the same thing. Here wanna listen to their latest album Cryonics?
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When you piss in a garbage bag and fill it with five pounds of feces and smack someone in the face with it.
I gave your mother a hot shelly last night
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When you're having sex with a girl from behind and you jizz on her back then coat her with dodo feathers, under a minimum of 3 furlongs of lithified sediment.
THEN YOU DON'T CALL HER BACK!
The Hot Archaeopteryx is a good trick. Problem is you can only do it once.
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A person who is sexually attractive within the context of a bar, but not necessarily in lighted areas, especially that sunlight falling on a bed in the early morning after a righteous bender
That girl I made out with last night was bar hot, but when I saw her the next day, I wanted to scrub my tongue.
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