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The most important question you will ever ask another human.
"Hey Bill!"
"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"
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How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*
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ay brother how many dead niggas do 201 have
how much
alot 😂
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big boi white boi wants another soda for energy to suck his own titties while playing League of Legends on his 1998 Windows computer. So instead he calls his grandma on his pimpass flip phone to get him another grape-flavored, sugar-compacted beverage.
an ad from The pediatric orthopedic society of north America.
Chubby Kid: "Hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?"
Grandma:* Stares intensely and disappointed at the camera*
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Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D
Mom: I died 34 years ago
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the easiest way to end an argument when your opponent relays their intentions to do something that you do not agree with.
(online or in text msg, etc)
"I have to go shopping"
'I shop online, you must have tons of time on your hands. it's Christmas and the stores are packed!'
"The traffic here is fine."
'I thought it was snowing there.'
"I have snow tires! duh."
'You know, there are websites that sell things much cheaper.'
"But there is a sale going on at my favorite place!"
'fine. let me know how that works out for you.'
Best way to diffuse (yep, this is trolling!): "U mad?"
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you are that bored wow you need a life but its all of them bro think
you- how many months have 28 days
me-wow your alone if your asking a site to answer you
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