A thot block is a blockade (usually in school hallways) of females or thots
Man these fuckin thotties thot blockin my way to class
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When you're so pumped and feeling super productive but the computer can't keep up with you, causing you to lose productive energy
Ben was proc blocked by Jira being slow as hell, so he's riding his bike instead of fixing bugs.
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Similar to cock blocked, this refers to Eastern European women withholding sex from men they are in relationships with because of a silly argument. Eastern European women are known for having short tempers and often lash out at their significant others and initiate what seem like never ending sexual standoffs as a form of punishment.
I've been Eastern Blocked by Avnu since last week when I forgot to call her on Wednesday night.
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A place in Manchester. Also known as a brothel / student accomodation. Often girls who are on their periods frequent these parts after bop with Maria. All the girls are seriously hot but the guys not so much. Well known for housing the worst alcoholics in the country. Also known for people not being able too hold their drinks. People here are frequently sick in their sinks (they also piss in them).
I wanna bring my homies back to birley there's always a party there
Man Birley Block is Bangin
My mattress got lost in Birley Block
i picked up a HOT girl in Birley last night
Yer i live in Birley
Notable alumni:
Mohammad Ali:~ "danced more gracefully, and stung more viciously than ANY motherfucker"
Ghandi
Mother Theresa
Jesus (in our shed round back)
Steve Irwin (born and died in birley)
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Omg bro a new charger block video came out last night
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v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"
person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"
person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
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Breeze Blocking sexual act. This involes doing a shit into a condom and freezing it. Once frozen this tool should be used as a dildo and inserted up either a ladies vagina or anus, or indeed a man's anus, as a way to gain sexual pleasure.
I'm goin' doon the forry to indulge in Breeze Blocking lid.
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